Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Chrysanthemum from Keukenhof


Going through photos from my Holland trip in March, I have this set of Chrysanthemum photos taken at Keukenhof Garden.


















Sooooo Beautiful

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Bet none knew this fact.....

UK Immigration unofficial statistic : 80% of Malaysian that go to UK is to study law

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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

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